Friday, February 29, 2008

A recent push by a power broker to make Mayor Funky a superdelegate is driving the Democrats in Kansas City nuts!!!



After a year in office, the vast majority of Kansas City Democrats still haven't warmed up to Mayor Funkhouser.

Even worse, one of the main Democrat contributors in this town WHO ACTUALLY SUPPORTS MAYOR FUNKY is pushing for the guy to become a Superdelegate.

Naive or ignorant folks in Kansas City would like to think local politics is about principle or public service . . . Sadly, that's just not that case, it's about cash and MR. PEANUT RUNS KANSAS CITY POLITICS WITH HIS BIG ASS BANKROLL.

What Mr. Peanut wants, he gets . . . Mr. Peanut didn't like Clay Chastain's light rail plan and it was quickly off the ballot. Mr. Peanut and his deep pockets control the purse strings not only for the Funky Bunch but also for a great many Democrat politicos in Kansas City.

And unfortunately Mr. Peanut believes that a bigger role for Kansas City's Mayor in national politics would be a good idea.

This is a tense situation because local Dems don't want to piss off their most powerful patron but they also have some major problems with Kansas City being represented by a guy with absolutely NO CLOUT IN THE DEMOCRAT PARTY.



There are a litany of reasons why local Dems don't like Mayor Funky, here are just a few:



  • In keeping with the theme of this post, one of the Mayor's best buddies presumably supports George Bush and waterboarding . . . While I don't know if Ed Wolf is a Republican (he is) I've often compared him to Mr. Monopoly with the 250k he is pulling down from City Hall. And the Republican tendencies of Mr. Monopoly as Mayor Funky's Chief of Staff doesn't really speak well of Funkhouser's party loyalty.

  • Kansas City's Mayor is elected in a nonpartisan election. Funkhouser has called himself a liberal Democrat but just like his record of community service, there is absolutely no evidence that he has ever supported the local Democrat party. In fact, his first act as Mayor was to label a lot of prominent local Dems as "evil."

  • In the opening rounds of the budget crisis/discussions Mayor Funky has battled with typical Democrat strongholds. He is working against Unions and wants to slash City jobs, at the worker, not management level. The talk of budget cuts has been exceptionally cruel coming from Mayor Funky's camp where programs fighting poverty and crime are concerned and there is word that he is doing his best to cut the small funding the city provides for indigent healthcare - An issue he sidestepped during the campaign.

  • The Mayor's support not only comes from the largely conservative (and white) Northland but also from a Republican right wing contingent from the neighboring suburbs. He's a regular guest on a reactionary, Republican talk show every Friday and in begging for support for his regional light rail plan he overlooked Democrat representatives in Kansas and instead cozied up to Republicans who in turn, predictably, left him hanging out to dry.

  • Last but not least, Mayor Funky's Administration is still crippled by horrible relations with Kansas City's minority voters - These citizens are the key to Kansas City's Democrat stronghold and the Donkeys wouldn't dare alienate this contingent en masse.

    And for those of us keeping track Mayor Funky's stance on the secretive push to become a Superdelegate on behalf of his boss mentor have been coy and unprofessional.

    Obama is now in the lead and looks to have the nomination in his grasp yet Mayor Funky has refused to offer an endorsement despite Kansas City's overwhelming support of the guy.

    Once again Mayor Funkhouser has proven that he's out of touch with his constituents.

    The rumblings in the local Democrat party are far too significant to let their benefactor have his way. Put simply, once again Mayor Funky can't form a consensus even among people who are supposedly in his own party!!!

    Hopefully, Mr. Peanut will take his gigantic bankroll and find and another pony to back because Mayor Funky has alienated far too many local Democrats to get the nod and his failure to win the role as a superdelegate (which should have a slam dunk) is simply the latest sign that Kansas City's Mayor is essentially powerless and has squandered every bit of his minuscule political capital.
  • Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Nice car, can I get a ride? Or some money?

    2/29/2008 03:25:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Thanks for reading The Star.

    2/29/2008 03:49:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Link please? I believe you, I just haven't seen it.

    2/29/2008 03:54:00 PM  
    Anonymous Carlito of KC said...

    I didn't read The Star's version of the super delegate story but Tony is always more entertaining than their columnists. Who wrote the Star's column on the subject?

    2/29/2008 03:56:00 PM  
    Anonymous No more Hillary said...

    I'll do it, I'm for Obama because I'm Black as shit.

    2/29/2008 04:07:00 PM  
    Blogger Nightmare said...

    YAY More Funky Bashing!!

    2/29/2008 04:31:00 PM  
    Anonymous Coach said...

    To put it simple, Mark shouldn't be a superdelegate because he's not even a Democrat. His action on issues that matter have been far more Republican than Democratic. Plus, he doesn't even vote and he has done zero for the party locally and nationally. I can name 100 more people better qualified for the position.

    2/29/2008 06:00:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Rest assured T, the Funk will NOT be a Dem super delegate. He MAY be a regular pledged delegate, but that it it.

    2/29/2008 06:41:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    The only reason why the Northland voted for this clown is becuase the people up here are smart enough to not want another 4 years of a Pat Gray/Mike Burke/Steve Glorioso puppet controlling the city purses. The rest of the city is dumb as a Spears sister.

    2/29/2008 10:28:00 PM  
    Anonymous inafunkaboutthefunk said...

    So this isn't so, Jimbo. Are you going to follow Yael T Abouhalkah down the tubes with Mayor Funkenstein?

    2/29/2008 11:13:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Funk is NOT a Democrat. He isn't the least bit progressive.

    3/01/2008 01:22:00 AM  
    Anonymous JB Smoove said...

    This wouldn't have happened if the black guy had been elected.

    3/01/2008 03:12:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    tony read th budget your pal wayne wants to cut jobs. funk has said he would like to cut midmanagement not the poor working stiff and besides whats with ed wolf you can saying about his 250,000 dollars but you dont mention waynes total package. i think funk ought to give wayne a 20 percent pay cut and see how he likes it

    3/01/2008 08:18:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Didn't Ed Wolf retire early from 36 years as the head of Public Works? So he's getting pension money on top of the compensation the co-mayors are paying him? So much for the 5 year rule, him being so exceptional. Frankly I think as the head of Public Works he should be banned from City Hall until that the mess he made is cleaned up.

    Wouldn't Ed Wolf be more responsible for the accumulated mess that is the Public Works Dept. than someone who has been with Kansas City for less than 5 years?

    What kind of salary was Ed sucking down for 36 years? Can we get any of that money back?

    3/01/2008 08:32:00 AM  
    Anonymous True Blue said...

    The mayor has been showing up at Democratic party events for the first time in his life. I cannot stand this kind of liar.

    The Star, if it was a real newspaper would focus in on all of the evidence that Funkhouser is nothing more than a bought and paid for shill for Nutter. But no one at The Star has ever shown an ounce of journalistic courage.

    3/01/2008 08:52:00 AM  
    Anonymous DemFem said...

    Amen true blue! I've been attending every Democratic event in this town for more than 30 years and I can assure you that Mark Funkhouser has never attended one until now.

    3/01/2008 09:26:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    aye

    this city is so fucked up anyway
    why does anyone care what funky
    does.
    we can all just move north of the river or to kansas

    3/01/2008 09:36:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Wow Tony you really do have too much time on your hands. Who the hell cares?

    3/01/2008 09:51:00 AM  
    Anonymous KC Blue Guy said...

    Good reporting T. I wouldn't have known about much of this stuff without this blog and the comments.

    3/01/2008 12:13:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Just another rumor from the king of rumors!

    3/01/2008 01:36:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    TKC: King of Rumors.

    Sorry, that's actually kind of cool.

    3/01/2008 03:57:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Great work TKC. Funk Sucks.

    3/01/2008 10:37:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    you can harping about wolfs pension what about waynes first job as a city manager getting paid the same as wolfs salary. not bad kay thanks for putting an arrogant and dislikable city manager.

    3/02/2008 08:24:00 AM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Wolfe is overpaid and double dipping as a political favor. Funkhouser lies once again.

    3/02/2008 09:46:00 AM  

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