Wednesday, January 30, 2008

DeAnn Smith clearly has a crush on TKC, does damage control for Mayor Funky and just might be delusional



I'm glad somebody likes to listen to me on the radio . . . Normally the only feedback I get is from d-bags who read this blog constantly and then call me a racist.

Note: White people calling me racist make me laugh and brightens my day.

Anyhoo, just when TKC thought he didn't really have any fans I notice that DeAnn Smith put together a nice post that referenced my appearance on KMBZ and a funny comment by one of the hosts, EJ.

This is encouraging, most female reporters find TKC repulsive but if I can garner favor with DeAnn that means I might not have to pay for the dead tree edition delivered to my basement door or maybe those dumbass Star salesmen will stop calling me when I'm trying to watch Oprah.

EVEN BETTER, turns out DeAnn is losing her mind as she writes a quick post today about Funkhouser, MLK and their "mutual stubborn streak." It's not a comparison but more of an allusion in much the same what that I could compare myself to Tom Brady given that we both enjoy breathing oxygen.

Still, it's well know that TKC has a penchant for white women losing their mind. I know this broad is always in search of the scoop so I need to somehow convince her that there is relevant and controversial info in my underwear . . . Which I haven't changed for three days.

So, DeAnn . . . Take those glasses off, forget that brunettes are neither inherently smarter nor feisty and let me show you how riding the Mayor's political corpse is really accomplished . . . This way, slower, no teeth and don't forget that the Mayor's stupid quotes are even better when they are challenged.

Blogger thepaintman said...

A source of mine said the same thing. She heard it in the girls room that erin has a crush on you.

1/30/2008 05:59:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah, I doubt DeAnn has the same kind of nice package as the woman in the photo.

1/30/2008 06:23:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U R A Perv

1/30/2008 07:54:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dem deann boobs seem awful round mmmm

1/30/2008 10:33:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like DeAnn but why would you put Mark Funkhouser and MLK in the same sentence? I would say Funks politics, personality and comments are more like Dick Cheney or GW Bush.

For someone with like a 10% approval rating Funk and his staff's heads are big enough already.

1/30/2008 11:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You calling white people makes me laugh and brightens my day. Pershaps we can finally turn this city of black leader thugs into a reputable city. It's about time the north stops subsidizing you folk down south.

1/31/2008 05:01:00 PM  

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