Jackson Country puts out more PR to battle widespread negative perception of remaining employee bonuses amid layoffs
Jackson Country puts out more PR to battle widespread negative perception of remaining employee bonuses amid layoffs
This year's purge at Jackson County made a lot of enemies for Mike Sanders . . . Prosecutor Prosecutor Jim Kanatzar doesn't escape criticism either but he (wisely) felt the need to get ahead of the story and explain that bonuses for his office came from delinquent taxes. It's worth noting that no other county employees got 2007 bonuses except for aides for County legislators as Holiday cheer costs a helluva political price for local government.
"Merry X-Mas, Mr. Grinch"
ReplyDelete(the role of Grinch is now being played by Dieter, er, Mike Sanders)
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You’re a callous, cold Exec.
You’re never in the office,
But you still pick up your check.
Mr. Grinch.
The old reporter got all Funky
And the new one is a monkey, what the heck?
You’re a faker, Mr. Grinch.
A phony, a cheat, a fraud.
Your hair is just revolting,
Some would say that you are molting.
Mr. Grinch.
Maybe you should climb down off your high horse,
And back into your pod.
You're a villain, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's a blackened blob.
You claim to care for the employees,
Then you take away their job.
Mr. Grinch.
That rumble in the distance
Is the march of an angry mob.
They are voters, Mr. Grinch.
And a vote is what you need.
You fooled them once with misdirection.
Fool them twice? You won’t succeed.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between you and the Jabba you rode in on,
I'd take the Jabba back indeed.
You're a strange one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a Jabba Wanna-Be.
You claim to hold her in disdain,
But you studied at her knee.
Mr. Grinch.
The three words that best describe you,
are as follows, and I quote:
"Was.
Were.
Been."
You are over, Mr. Grinch.
Caught in the counterfeit web you spun.
Your word is now mistrusted,
Your integrity’s flat busted,
Mr. Grinch.
Your office is a load of lazy lackeys,
Oozing with cat loving non-working nincompoops,
With all the substance of a sticky bun.
You disappoint us, Mr. Grinch.
With your bad managers and crooked horde.
Your favorite in-house heavy
Leased a Calvin Willy-Chevy
…or was it a Ford?
You're a Nutter Butter and spoiled leftover sandwich of your own making
With brown poopy must-ord!
Hey above poster, don't hate the player, hate the game.
ReplyDeletesome retirements are just good for the game. this is one.
ReplyDeleteSeems I remember when Sanders first gave out the bonuses two years ago (yes, he was the first to do it), the idiot that runs this board wasted lots of space criticizing Sanders for doing this. Now the idiot that runs this board wants to criticize him for not doing it. See a patern here?
ReplyDeleteI think that maybe Tony is a little jealous of my hair gelled friend (yes, I volunteered for his campaign, and I think he is doing a great job). Maybe Tony is jealous because: The man actually has a job, or he is married to a woman and not a piece of inflatable rubber (a hot woman at that), or he lives somewhere other than his mother's basement, or maybe it's just that the idiot that runs this board just can't handle the fact that someone younger than him has lapped him about 50x's in the game of life. Don't know, but Tony is clearly a jealous short fat ugly little man, full of self-angst. "I find his jealousy and self-loathibng delicious!"
Either way, Tony, don't be hatin. Maybe you can get that job at Wal Mart this year (if you can peel your fat ass off the couch), or some girl may actually return your call (at least, one that you don't have to pay by the hour for - yep, we all know kid).
see what Sanders lovers are really like?
ReplyDeleteTony, I see in your film, "Short fat ugly mexican living alone in their mother's basement for christmas," your main character is visited by the ghosts of unemployment present and future. Tell me, who was your role model? I found his screams of lonliness and failure intoxicating.
ReplyDeleteHey, there's idiots on every side of every issue.
ReplyDeleteNo, just Tony.
ReplyDeleteLooks like nothing changed at the County for Christmas
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. That stuff is funny. I assume someone knows who Tony is, cuz that shit is on the mark.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Tony's inspiration was all of the hateful, fat, old, poor d-bags who read his blog and hate on him because they haven't done anything with their lives and haven't even managed to set up a successful blog. Therefore they write mean and racist shit about Tony to help them with their only accomplishment in this world which is being white.
ReplyDeleteGood luck with that one guys.
Show your ass some more and you'll continue to get spanked.
Zeta, you talkin bout tony again?
ReplyDeletei got a 2000 dollar bonus
ReplyDelete