Encouraging KC drunks to call a cab!!!

For Heaven's sake CALL A CAB if you're drinking tonight and have no friends (like TKC).

There's simply no excuse to litter the road with any more dead bodies than need be . . . The homicide rate will actually fall under 100 this year so fewer mangled drunken corpses would be nice as well.



Yellow Cab of Kansas City, Mo. is offering free rides home now through New Years Eve from 7 p.m. to 3 a.m. each night.

To get a Yellow Cab where you are, call 1-866-777-1115.



TKC needs every one of his readers and last I heard they don't have wi-fi in local drunk tank lock ups.

Have a fun and safe New Year's Eve.