There has to be a better way of breaking up with Kansas City Broads!!!

I'm running into a lot of bad break-up stories in the news lately . . . I guess it's probably a good idea to get rid of the ball-and-chain before the holiday gift season arrives.

Still, overall it's best to avoid violence or any confrontation during a split.

For instance, in the two long term relationships that I've endured, when it was clear that I wasn't going to propose marriage (or move out of my mom's basement) . . . My former girlfriends decided to dump me over the telephone. This worked out well for everyone involved given that they avoided an uncomfortable up close and personal conversation and I didn't have to worry that they would see me dancing for joy.

Anyhoo . . . Here is an example of a Kansas City break-up that didn't go as smoothly:

KC man charged with beating, stabbing his girlfriend to death