Firing a former lover

Found this amazing link via Crime Scene KC . . . For all the readers who have ever had a relationship go down in flames:

Police: Lovers' Quarrel Leads To Fiery Fight

According to a police report, "The suspect pulled out a black 9 mm handgun and put it to the back of the victim's head and told her, 'You thought your last lover was crazy.'"

The victim said she ran across the street and turned around in time to see her girlfriend coming down the stairs with lighter fluid, which she allegedly poured over the woman's car's engine block.

When the victim tried to stop her, the girlfriend turned the bottle on her.

She ran farther this time.

Police said that when they got to the scene, the car's engine was blazing and the suspect was gone.

Damn. The story makes all of my breakups seem boring by comparison . . . Still, crazy chicks are often underrated. They are usually pretty wild in the sack (nullus?) and there's always a chance of making the local news when it comes time to give them the boot.

Oh yeah, and lyric from the song regarding Kansas City hosting "crazy little women" . . . That has been and always will be completely true.