Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Present Mag's Priests of Pallas pics 2007



Present Magazine provides some beautiful photos of an elitist gathering over the weekend in Kansas City which you couldn't afford to attend in the first place . . . Still, it's for a good cause (???) So you can't be too bitter, I guess.

Here's a bit of background on the Priests of Pallas production which took place at Union Station:
The proceeds benefit the Jackson County Historical Society and the Westport Historical Society. The tradition continued on October 26, 2007 at Union Station with masks, vivid costumes, an Asian-themed performance from Quixotic and Vesuvius Fire Dancers at Kansas City’s original harvest festival ball.
Hummm, rich white people celebrating in Asian garb. That's interesting but I've seen it before . . . In fact, every time I take a look inside The Gap it's clear to me that I'm viewing people dressed in authentic Asian costumes which are hand crafted by Chinese toddlers. Double bonus: Nice to see Union Station has found a way to exploit Asian culture without using dead bodies of Chinese dissidents . . . I guess they're warming up.

Blogger John said...

Yeah looks like a bunch of ugly people who get out maybe once or twice a year dressed in goofy ass costumes. Culture, phfft

10/30/2007 07:10:00 AM  
Anonymous Buckshot LaFonque said...

I paid my admission, wore the proper masque and was extremely disappointed that there was no fucking of the virgins at midnight as promised.

10/30/2007 08:40:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BTW, Tony did you know that our illustrious myor the Funk stiffed the event and didn't show up even though he was on the agenda? What a tool.

10/30/2007 10:15:00 AM  
Anonymous Funk Breeding Watch said...

NEWSFLASH TONY AND FUNK FINALLY AGREE!

Funkhouser was supposed to speak at the benefit, but at the last minute he canceled because he was really, really tired.

Besides, Gloria was horny.

Now live with THAT visual Kansas City!

10/30/2007 11:03:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am so sick of these firespinner clique in KC.

No I didn't nor do I want to spend a week in alkalai desert (other festivals are awesome)

No I don't want to watch you spin fire, I came to this BBQ to eat meat and watch girls (or is it the opposite) so put your shirt on and I'll be taking that coleman oil.

No I am not amazed. That's a baton. A BATON! no way to be made cool. at all.

Now go hang out with your fellow carnie folk, firespinners!

10/30/2007 12:37:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tony please block Funk Breeding Watch, I read that during my lunch break and embarrassed myself by barfing in front of three co-workers.

10/30/2007 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:03

That is just mean. Now I am going to imagine jabba the hut humping spock all night. Harsh.

10/30/2007 03:28:00 PM  

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