Why can't KC be more like Canada?
Why is this always the dream of left wing psycho when it comes their pet cause? Sadly, I understand when it comes to healthcare but hoping against hope for doggy treats is just a tad creepy.
posted by Tony Permalink
KC *is* like Canada in one respect: I need to lube up my anus for all the deep digging that comes from the gloved hand of the tax man.
But unlike Canada, my taxes get nothing except perks for homeless people that smell bad.
So it's more like Cuba than Canada. Both start with C, and KC has a C as 50% of its letters. Canada has more As and Ns like Kansas City, or Kanada City, if you will.
What I would like is to go to the room in City Hall or maybe the Jackson County Courthouse where all the buckets of my money are sitting and help piss on them and poop into the buckets before dumping them into the gutter.
Because as far as I can tell, that's all that happens with the money. Granted, I"m sure I have paid for a steel plate or four, but am I going to be able to take the steel plate home with me? No.
The city likes to have its finger in every pie. They need a piece of every penny I earn so we can pay for things like, well, I don't know. But we need to have things. Fountains maybe.
I had this idea to dump dish soap into a fountain, but I see that has been done. I would like to put some carp and bullheads into a fountain sometime, or maybe some sort of massive sea creature. Like a whale. But not a cute whale. An ugly one. I don't want people to feel sorry for the whale.
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