What your kid's college fund will finance
The designs for the Kansas Speedway Casino certainly are spectacular . . . And what a lot of folks fail to mention is that the real "engineering marvel" of these plans is the fact that it combines two groups of losers: Gamblers and NASCAR fans . . . And while I'm sure this thing is going to be amazingly successful - It's worth noting that the economic benefits will only be applicable to people smart enough to avoid the slot machines given that bankruptcies have steadily increased in the KC area since our casinos were built. Also, if you're a bastard (like TKC) you might have noticed that KC Casinos are a really "diverse" place but I wonder: Will local minorities will flock to the KCK setup? I don't know if this is by design but NASCAR isn't really popular in the Minority Community while casino gaming has always drawn a significant number of people of color - It'll be interesting to see how the two cultures crash, merge or clash.
posted by Tony Permalink
Casionos are my favorite place to shit. I always poop good at casinos. Lots of good places to poop. Lots of big bathrooms with handicapped stalls. Great for pooping.
yeah, I have taken some real grizzly shits at Harrah's. I mean real epic dukes. I've destroyed the ones at The Argosy and Ameristar too, but nothing like harrahs. I feel sorry for that old black guy that cleans the fucking bathroom. I tipped him 5 bucks one time for having to sit through my pleasurable deuce drop.
bankruptcies have steadily increased in the KC area
Attorneys would think so but after the new bankruptcy laws that kind of changed.
The good news is Kansasians won't be coming to Kansas City area because Kansas will have their own casinos.
we can take a guess which casinos in the Missouri area near the river will be closing their doors after a year. horray
John,
You speak the truth. But I wouldn't tip. Maybe if my poop didn't have an odor I would tip. But that dude cleaning the crapper got a great story out of your poop.
He can go home and be like, "This dude was dropping ass like a motherfucking machine gun in this bitch! I looked in the toilet for body parts and maybe some colon floating in there. Dude has no respect for his own body. Loathesome brute!"
But if it was a run of the mill poop, he gets nothing out of the deal what so ever.
Win win for everyone.
Yeah dude, It was like I was peeing outta my butthole. You know. The kind of gutteral lurching sound your stomach makes when you drop your pants and mount the seat. Oh shit and the splatter effect. Damn that dude earned that Lincoln. No lie. Whats the worst is I don't think I flushed. It doesn't matter cuz that shit sprayed all over the inside of the commode and bottom of the seat. Oh man I'm laughing my ass off.
Ah yes. The classic exploder poop. I have oftened wondered how poop can end up on the underside of the seat. What kind of horrible trajectory or crazy knuckleball spin can make a poo stream suddenly reverse direction and shoot back towards the very opening which propelled it so forcefully?
That is theory 1. The knuckleball poop theory.
My other theory isn't nearly so interesting. I think, and I've not figured out how, that poop bounces off the surface of the water and splashes back up on the bottom of the seat.
But how? I'd like to place a video camera in a toilet, eat about a pound of rice and beans mixed with some fried cabbage and see the results. But who wants to watch that?
Oh well, I guess you can find an audience for anything on youtube. Someone is sure to enjoy it.
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