Some morning news links with Mena Suvari's Shaved Head

First of all, why do bitches women constantly mess with their hair? Here's a TKC rule to live by: Women's hair should be long enough to pull but short enough so that it doesn't get in my way. That includes time I might have to wait while a broad is screwing around with it.

Also, here are some of the stories I'm reading this morning:

Token Blunt gesture after the past 4 years spent working against low income people in need of healthcare: Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt unveiled a plan Tuesday to help low-income workers obtain health insurance through government subsidies totaling some $600 million a year by 2010.

FFA isn't like the old days

Panel picks Missouri appeals court candidates

Buckner man charged in dog attack

Mayor Funky is horrible when it comes to appointments: KC mayor's office makes premature announcement of appointment to TIF Commission - Another interesting note about this story: The broad quit a six figure job to take the VOLUNTEER position, so maybe the construction boom isn't over just yet OR inside info is priceless.

Let me "affirm" the fact that they should put the igloo back in the place: “Affirmation ceremony” set at KC Museum

You can now be arrested for being an "Internets Celebrity" or maybe it just applies to dumb people making online threats: 2 Accused Of Threatening Police In Video

Convenience for suburbanites is more important than the fate of the planet: Some Upset OP Recycling Center Moves