Here's what KC hip-hop looks like
By all accounts, last night's show at the RecordBar was pretty successful. The "Fall Fresh Fest" played to a full house.
The Godfather of KC Rap - Reach promoted the hell out of the thing.
And from the looks of it he wrestled up a great crowd, some NICE performances and (most importantly) some great photos.
For a look at the good times, check out a slide show set up by Reach OR check out the collection of pics individually in the photo gallery.
And for the life of me, I can't find a photo of anybody displaying the usual tough guy swagger that accompanies most hip-hop shows and that's VERY refreshing and speaks to the NEXT LEVEL to which KC Rap acts are taking their game. Sure, they may attract hipsters but there's also more broads in the crowd which is a MUCH welcomed change.
posted by Tony Permalink
(looks at last picture)
Alright guys, who's going to have to jump on the grenade?
Didn't see you there Tonester. You would have liked it. But I don't know if the place serves Corona bottles.
1 out of 4 Americans has herpes. My money is on the the second chick from the left.
Who let these ho's in here?
Just kidding. Man that one has got some nice blouse clowns.
Someone is going to be pissed that their drunked karokokeokeoroe or however the fuck you spell it, photos are online.
So get this: I'm driving down the street when some minorities decide to jump in front of my car, as if to try and kill themselves. I about ran the fuckers over.
I know things are bad for minorities, but how bad would that be for my insurance premium to have run into a minority? Probably would raise my deductable.
Anyway, what's the deal with KCK? The little city that never was? Poor thing. I laugh at it as I gaze through the filth and haze that is KCMO.
Far right, man that is hot as balls. Smokin'. I'll bet that those girls know how to work a D.
Oh Christ! Is that Jenee Osterholt (far left) together with Nadia Pfluam (far left)? Thank friggin god a meteor didn't hit the RecordBar right then or KC's journalistic community would have be annihilated!
Oh, and my guess is that since these are four skanks, and its the RecordBar, my money is on all four of them having herpes. They've all screwed the same dude at one time or another, don't you know...
My question is which one of them has chlamydia?
Pity the bartenders, you know with that crowd they didn't make a dime...
Or shall we consider it sweet karma, since nobody can every get a drink out of the fu(k$ that work there anyway.
Maybe TKC could do a "worst bar service" contest. I think the RecordBar is a very strong contender. California John at the Newsroom (Noseroom) is probably the MVP...
Is chlamydia curable?
Unless I've been a carrier since sophomore year of college, yes, very much so. It's one of those fun STDs that get cured with antibiotics.
Worst bar service:
Tanner's
Half as hot as a hooters girl, twice the sass.
"Are you a 40 something middle manager with a batman belt of cell phones, a company logo polo, and 12 pleat dockers? Well let me refill that drink and shaka my boobies, all you other customers can piss off. Enjoy your $4 beer in a plastic cup, sucker."
Anon 09:50 ...funniest post of the day on TKC. Kudos. I've read most of them anyway. Funny because it's true.
Boy that one on the far right is just good enough to eat. Man oh man.
All you dumbasses who think the one on the right is for you: If that's indeed Nadia Pflaumm, then you really really do not want to suffer the consequences of dealing with that in the morning, even if you ARE drunk enough to deal with her screeching and whining the night before... Talk about coyote ugly. You know she'll want to cuddle and talk real deeply about intellectual shit she's interested in...
Oh and I forgot: The crown jewel of shitty service in Kansas City is most definitely Grinder's. Not once have me, or anyone else I have ever talked to about it, ever received their orders correctly prepared and /or in a timely manner.
fat white girls at a gathering of sub par rappers, wow what a shock.
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