Surprisingly, not a Westport Club

Buying snack cakes in Westport a couple of nights ago . . . A sign jumped out at me.

I dropped my grocery sack (nullus) and then ran across the parking lot to press my face against the door. Unfortunately, the store was closed or at least they were all out of stock of big booty blonde women. In fact, they only seemed to be stocking eyeglasses. Still, there's always hope of at least one place in Westport that's being honest about why people show up.