Skinny local broads and Kirsten Dunst as an example of "Kansas City Cute"

Over the past couple of days, fat broads in the Kansas City area have been getting a bad rap. Just because a couple of hefty broads decided to allegedly bounce on the belly of a pregnant lady does NOT mean that all fat broads are greedy, stupid and dangerous. That's a half truth at best.

Moreover, I think this kind of stereotypical attitude might be letting skinny bitches off the hook much too easily.

KC is a cowtown and you can spot the native women because they're wearing an extra 30lbs around the ass, thigh and pouch area . . . However, there are some skinny broads walking around here like they own the place simply because they've been blessed by genetics or just happen to be nurturing a mild to serious meth addiction.

Nevertheless, the skinny broads in the KC area (especially JoCo) often suffer from what we call a "Kansas City Cute Complex."

Put simply, "Kansas City cute" is a term used to describe ladies who are decent looking in comparison to the linebackers, pigs and elephants that comprise most of the women in the dating pool in KC. HOWEVER, judged solely on their own merits, they're revealed to be kind of fugs and don't really merit the attitude with which they abuse their pudgier friends. (For better analogies regarding how Kirsten Dust may be living proof that there is no God check out The Superficial.)

When it comes down to it, the looks of Kansas City Cute broads are almost exactly like those of Kirsten Dunst - A broad who inexplicably has a Hollywood career but wouldn't merit a second glance if she was holding up a sign for free BJ's on Saturday Night in Westport.



Yep, Kirsten Dunst exemplifies "Kansas City Cute" because she's the kind of broad that might clutch your hand during a movie and the thought of gnawing it off with your teeth would run through your mind in a more serious fashion than you'd ever admit to anyone. The Kirsten Dunst/Kansas City Cute broad is the type of chick you might get suckered into dating and the only option to end the relationship is either being a really mean bastard or setting yourself on fire like those Buddhist monks during Vietnam.

And I don't know what's worse with a "Kansas City Cute" broad: The trollish face, the mushy boobs, the Gollum like body that's supposed to be attractive because it's not padded with 30lbs of lard absorbed from mozzarella sticks and other Chili's appetizers . . . Or is it the attitude?

I guess there's no telling really . . . There's merely the sad admission that the only thing worse than the fat broads in this town are the skinny ones.