Promoting my "wide stance"
I'm going to be on Kansas City's Morning News with EJ and Ellen on KMBZ tomorrow around 8:30 for a couple of minutes.
Sadly, I'm all all out of ideas. Does anybody have any suggestions as to what I should mention?
I know the dog park thing has been the subject of a countless number of blog posts this week so I'm sure that'll come up.
I have a few other ideas but I'm open to suggestions (nullus). If anybody knows of anything interesting going on in the blogosphere (other than Faithsista's upcoming wedding) please let me know and I'll be sure to think of a dumb joke which will completely obscure the information.
posted by Tony Permalink
You could talk about the fact your a jackass and you don't know what you're talking about.
You might want to mention the Chiefs dancing around like a bunch of fruits if you haven't already:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23PFEUi1fdA
Just a suggestion.
How about Brody Croyle's wife getting a boob job while he was at camp? Don't you love her?
Man would I eat that for hours. Taste like strawberries I bet. What was the question?
Maybe you suggest they find some other fatass to interview?
How about commenting on reports that both La Raza AND the NAACP are threatening to move their conventions from Kansas City due to one Frances Semler, member of the Parks Board, the Minutemen and the Eagle Forum?
Aw, 9:39 wants to be on the radio.
Talk about Matt Blunt promoting racism in order to pander to the racist vote.
You could talk about the Pitch's up coming best of issue and that everyone should vote for me as KC's best blogger.
For a write in vote they could vote for me as MOST AWESOMEST SINGLE DUDE IN TOWN!
Tell them this joke:
Q: What did Little Miss Chatterbox's left leg say to her right leg?
A: I don't know! They've never met.
Lightrail? NO
Chastain? NO
Sprint Arena? NO
Dog Parks? NO
Parking choas during a Sprint Arena event? NO
Francis Semler? NO
Racism? NO
DaveKCMO? Never
Mark Funkhouser? NO
WOOF? NO
Drive-by Shootings? NO
Alonzo Washington getting a new car? NO
Why KMBZ wants you on there show? I like to hear that one.
Ban smoking in restaurants? Maybe
What about your friend in the Westside who wants signs directing people that there is really a Westside.
OR
What about H&R Block losing $303 million on lending mortage? Muh hahahahahaaha. I never knew they were a mortage lender.
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