Fox 4 has a lot of balls
I recently found a few shots of Fox 4's soccer team.
They're called the "Mad Mugz" which is kind of lame but then again so is soccer.
Methinks that the leggy blonde featured above showing off her ball handling skill (heh) is Fox 4 reporter Tess Koppelman . . . Sadly, the photos are all well and good and I'm guessing that something as non-competitive as soccer is a great team building opportunity but there has to be a better way to build company loyalty . . . Like a drinking contest or strip poker . . . I think that's something we could all appreciate and it would give yet another opportunity for Phil Witt to slap some people around and yell drunken curses at Larry Moore to the heavens above . . . Or whatever.
posted by Tony Permalink
Soccer is the downfall of American Civilization. If these wenches at Fox 4 can't play something American like real Football or Female Nude Jello Wrestling, why don't they just carry a sign that says "Bin Laden is my political leader and sexual master."
Better yet why is the Blonde in the picture not in a cheerleader uniform anyway? In the good ol days I would have told her "Meet me on the plane after the game and bring your Pom Poms for inspection." That was when America was American.
Soccer is making this country nothing more than a land of Larry Craigs with a toy toy stop on its collective mind. Stop Soccer while we still can!
I guess we have proof that not every news team in the KC media market DESERVES HiDef. Football, the REAL kind, deserves HiDef. Soccer deserves two cans and string provided by socialist bosses.
Bin Laden Loving scum who do not have HiDef!
Here is a wacky idea. Maybe they are just trying to get some damn exercise?
I'd hit it.
I run into Tess occasionally...I would definitely tap that action.
1. Mad Mugz is the name of the blog on myfoxkc.com, not the soccer team. The team is informally "Meet the Foxers" or "Bad News."
2. We organized the team for fun and exercise. This is not a station-sponsored activity. No consultants were involved in the formation of this team.
3. We can drink anyone under the table.
I'd hit is like Idaho Senator Larry Craig in an airport bathroom!
non-competitive is right. i think the final score of our first game was 7-0. but we had fun.
Tess does have some kinda nice boo-tay.
Tess has always ranked in my top 5 list of KC's most do-able newscasters. Donna Pittman has held the top spot for years.
I've worked with Tess for years and can attest that her ass is supple and muscular.
Besides Soccer, Basketball didn't do any favors for any of the arenas in Kansas City.
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