Go Tony, it's ya birthday!

Posting is gonna be light today people because I've got better things to do like eating Chinese food and working on my Unified Field Theory.

I'm 33 years old today (I think) and running one of the most powerful fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle stations blogs in Kansas City makes me feel pretty good about my accomplishments thus far. I can also play the violin, speak Spanish at a 3rd grade level, quote the film Pulp Fiction verbatim, explain the term cognitive dissonance, cut my own hair and tell you exactly why Top Gun is a ghey movie.

All things considered, I'm at the top of my game . . . And that's not just me who claims as much but the mother of a small toddler that I saved from oncoming traffic while bench pressing a Ford Truck outside of the gym told me so the other day.

So, while entertaining, informing and providing moral guidance to an entire city can sometimes be a thankless endeavor . . . I've enjoyed the time that I've spent with you d-bags and I know that I'll miss this blog when Nancy Pelosi eventually includes the Internet in the Fairness Doctrine and all media related to politics will be as boring as PBS.

Until then, this blog is still my favorite distraction and I'm always lucky and surprised that so many of you show up to read and tell me I'm wrong every day. Thank you!

Finally, two things occured to me today . . . I'm as old as Jesus was when he died AND while I feel great, I'm so thankful for my life and think I have a pretty good grasp of popular culture . . . I was surprised to learn that the kid on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind is now 17 years old. Amazing . . . The world keeps turning.