TKC knows how to save The Woodlands

With gambling soon to be expanding into Kansas, The Woodlands race track is still going to find itself in a precarious position. Year after year, the financial hardships of the place have made headlines and now the management is desperately hoping that a new gaming bill will provide a windfall for the place . . . But it probably won't.

Put simply, The Woodlands is simply too far out a bit sleazy to attract a big crowd in its current configuration. Additionally, KC casinos are much nicer and WyCo casinos will be much more convenient so that the new slots that could soon end up at the area race track really won't make a difference.

But TKC is all about solutions and a recent news clip inspired me to bestow a nugget of my wisdom (nullus) on local leaders . . . The attraction that will save the Woodlands and make it a profitable and beloved institution throughout the area is simple: Bikini Racing Women!!!!!!!!

A recent race at the Hollywood Park gave me the idea but I think that applied to the Woodlands on a regular basis during the summer months would drive throngs of visitors to watch broads in thongs hustle toward the finish line.

I'm not kidding at all, this a great idea and I don't think any heterosexual man would ever get tired of watching this kind of entertainment. Really, it's the best idea in order to make gambling on races more interesting in Kansas.

No need to thank me Woodland's managers, simply hit me back via e-mail for a P.O. Box address where you can mail my check.