Only the weak minded and women (same thing in most instances) drink a lot of wine

Beer sales are down across the board, "fancy pants wine" is all the rage among so-called Americans.

Either these people have never heard of Boulevard Beer OR this whole real estate bubble bursting, never-ending war and colossal mess known as the Sprint Center have people a lot more depressed than I ever could have imagined . . . Because unless you're dating a high class prostitute, there is no reason to substitute pricey wine for perfectly good beer.