Getting Crabs in Westport

They're always serving up crabs in Westport but this time it's intentional. A recent link from KC Talk promotes and upcoming event:

Westport’s 2007 Summer Concert Series “LIVE IN WESTPORT” is opening on June 1st and 2nd continuing Kansas City’s tradition of great live music. The first event of the summer is THE CRAWFISH BLOCK PARTY, a Kansas City tradition for the past seven years.

Music, crabs and an outdoor event . . . It sounds like a lot more fun than an ordinary Westport weekend in which you will probably still get crabs . . . But the only accompanying entertainment under normal circumstances consists of a lying, chubby, blonde with low self-esteem.