Hard to get excited about small turnout

This is what it looks like when The Star tries to sex up their headlines. Unfortunately, I have a headache and their recent small attempts at humor have nearly taken all of the fun out of the Funkhouser campaign. Still, the question behind the cute article is valid: Today's race will be all about turnout and which ever group brings more folks to polls (nullus) will probably find themselves happy in the end. Ew.