Send out The Rat Patrol!!!

Double bonus points for you if you remember the late 60's TV series The Rat Patrol, set in North Africa during World War II, which chronicles the adventures of a 4-man team of commandos.

I don't know what kind of group they're getting together to fight baby biting rodents on the Eastside but the City seems to be taking the issue pretty seriously.

Clearly, this town hasn't paid this much attention to local rats since that whole "stop snitching" b.s. a couple of years ago.