I support Beth Gottstein

Let it never be said that I'm a sore loser . . . Loser is just fine.
However, like all people involved in politics I care about the good of this city and not my own petty, personal interests.
Therefore I think I should address the remaining candidates in the race that I was so integrally involved in during the past few months . . . I mean, c'mon I woke up before noon a few times to participate in the damn thing so I obviously have a major stake in the outcome!!!
And what I think is best for this city, what this town deserves is Beth Gottstein . . . And I'm totally serious. A vote for Doug Gamble would be a vote for a hotel on top of your head that is financed completely by your taxes.
Also, I did not know that Beth was a Hispanic advocate. It's true, according to the Star's coverage, less than a year employed at a Hispanic institution that has almost nothing to do with the lives of anybody but the dozen or so people who wear suits in this community qualifies you for a leadership position in the Latino community.

To be fair, being a manager at Kentucky Fried Chicken also puts a person in a position of leadership over quite a few Latinos in this town as well.
Still, I support Beth because I've seen what fighting the Tall Israelis gets a person. Mainly, dead babies and homelessness if you happen to be Palestinian. So, the way I see it there is nothing wrong with getting on the winning bandwagon!!! Very much like a weed carrier I'm not here to throw stones but to make sure that one of my betters gets all the credit they deserve and I'm no longer going to question how somebody who has never made more than six figures has the deep pockets to loan herself 50k.
No sir, questions about campaign finance are anti-semitic and (as we've seen) unproductive. Better to march in lock step on our way to invade Iran. I just wanted to let everybody know that the Tall Israelis who pretty much bought this election (which most of this city ignored) have my complete and unquestioning support from now on . . . Not only because I'm not very fond of Arabs either (I won't mention that they're both Semitic people because I don't want to confuse the point) but also because I feel that a broad who can wear all black, all of the time and perform horribly each and every time she opens her mouth (a rare feat for any woman) but still comes out on top . . . Well, more than anything she has my admiration and my vote . . . For what it's worth . . . I'm guessing maybe 8 bucks.



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