A huge Missouri Republican meetup in honor of their long ago glorious ghey leader

The Missouri Association of Republicans set a modern-day record for attendance at Lincoln Days. John Combest has all of the details which sadly don't include a discussion of the possibility that Abraham Lincoln's stovepipe hat was probably some kind of weird ass, secret signal to everybody that he was the ghey; very much like modern the gheys still listen to techno for some insane reason which only they can discern.