"Children, you're never too young to learn about Kansas City politics"

In this photo, local school children learn about sharks from Beth Gottstein. It's important that children learn that 100k can buy you just about any election you want. Also, the underwater creatures of the sea are pretty cool too.

Another important lesson . . . While white people may have different views on the subject, I'm guessing that condescending poses play worse then negative campaign messages.

Or you could just talk about trees like some model minorities and simply bore everyone to death.

Eh, it's not like I ever had a lot of faith in local democracy anyway but, like other bloggers I think sharks are cool if only because they have no politics and they keep moving constantly which is a lot more than you can say for public officials in this town.