It's official! Nadia Pflaum wants to have sex with me!!!
Here is the awesome folks . . . I knew this site would lead to poon-tang one way or another and I've spent enough time PROVING that female journalists in this city are skanks but my efforts have finally paid off!!!
Club hopper Nadia Pflaum has finally put down her drink long enough to not only admit that she gets most of her story ideas from this page BUT ALSO she takes time to spread my (worthless) political message to all of her readers.
Notice how she accurately, lovingly quotes me in the greatest detail and makes sure that her story includes every nasty thing I've written about Beth Gottstein!!!!
Typically, she doesn't get the half story and I've got plenty, plenty more nasty commentary regarding a slew of candidates that you might find as news worthy as the folks at The Pitch, KC's former alt news source.
Still, it's nice to see the Tall Israeli media in action defending one of their own, a couple of casual pot smokers at The Pitch offered me a chance to respond but the awesome thing, the thing that you should take from this is that I don't need to SUBMIT anything to them . . . I have a blog with readership comparable with their "web exclusive" (read: Not important enough to print). Natch.
Also, and more importantly: Nadia, we won't be getting down until I see some nude pics. Sure, you look fine (read: okay) up top but I wanna check out the whole package before invest my 3 and 1/2
Double Bonus: Nice to see that Pat Gray took time from his yacht paid for by KC tax increases to diss my blog. I consider it a merit badge of sorts that scumbag doesn't think much of my humble place on the net.
posted by Tony Permalink
Tony, why didn't you mention what the story is really about? Guess you're too busy sucking at your mommy's tit.
And did you just admit that the readership of your blog is so low that it's not worth printing?
Finally, when will you be putting up your mommy's campaign ads? Maybe she'll buy some advertising on your site.
How's that new ad insert coming at the Pitch? Speaking of ads, I think I want one!!!
Because this article is THE BEST kind of advertising my blog could get!!!
And more exclamation points!!!
LOL! Leave it to The Pitch. They have RUINED the credibility of a JOKE BLOG.
From Tony I could expect no less but it's a sad day when The Pitch starts publishing press releases from the likes of Pat Gray.
Pat Gray? Are you freaking kidding me? He calls this blog distasteful? That's like Hitler saying Stalin was a bit rough on his countrymen.
Click on Pat Gray beside the "story" and see what comes up from the Pitch archives. Remember this?
http://www.pitch.com/Issues/2003-05-01/news/janovy.html
Did it ever occur to Nadia Phlegm that any time a candidate hires Pat Gray and Northstar that they have engaged one of the lowest of all life forms? What about the Iowa plates Nadia? True or not true? Maybe if you know any journalists you can ask one of them to check that out, or would that have killed your argument?
Get a grip Pitch. There are bigger stories than a politician who throws her name into the public arena and then bitches about some mudslinging.
So Beth hired Northstar to run her campaign? Isn't that the outfit that took pictures of candidates and morphed them to look like they had downes syndrome?
That fact alone will keep me from voting for Beth.
Awesome!
I think it's great your moms is into politics. I hope she gets elected, and then you can tell her to make you a sammich.
Nadia Phlegm.
Funny! Not to mention, accurate.
Keep on spewin', old girl.
It looks like Nadia has wet dreams about you. The funniest part about her article is her assumption that there's a "conspiracy" in the 4th District. I'm no one to talk trash about anyone's reporting skills, but I think Nadia picked up the trail of the Tony-Rita association about a decade late. Haven't you been a community print writer in KC on and off for at least that long?
Kudos (again) to you, Tony-beans. It takes a lot of street cred to warrant this type of attack by the formerly alternative (now corporate) Pitch. I think people would vote for the Delicious Rita ticket just for loving your crazy ass. That's real love baby.
proof that citizen media, even at its least serious, is taking over
i can't believe a paid journalist is really serving up a scoop based on a blog that is laced through and through with soft porn. hahaha!!!
This blog the funniest thing going in KC and Tony will have much to write about as the election grows closer. Here’s my question about the cocktail candidate – why isn’t she attending the neighborhood meetings? She would be offered an opportunity to present her platform and answer questions. Is she afraid to be compared to the other candidates? As the questions from the audience are not scripted and rehearsed in advance (like the Citizens Association) perhaps she won’t know the answer. Does she believe interaction with the voters unnecessary and chooses to rely on her relationship with Victor Callahan for success? Are the meetings interfering with her cocktail hour(s)? No matter how much of Daddy’s money she pours into her campaign, she can’t buy the seat. I say - get out among us Beth, show us your qualifications and bring the flask if necessary.
If crude and rude is funny, you've got it in spades. But I think you can do better. Pull your head out of the muck.
Rita Valenciano's credentials are above reproach. So what if her crazy kid runs an obnoxious blog and talks shit about Beth Gottstein?
Who would Nadia Phlegm rather see in office? A whiny rich girl living on daddy's money and crying about the fact that once you choose public life you get public criticism, or a hard working activist revered in not only the Latino community, but the community at large?
The real headline in the Pitch should have said "Thank God for Rita!"
John Galt--
*not even sticking up for Nadia*
You are a real sorry mother fucker, you know that right. You couldn't put together two sentences if you tried and go around knocking everyone else. You are seriously beyond pathetic. You must be like 12 years old.
Hip Douche,
First you accuse me of being some all powerful being with the ability to summon the KCPD on my whim to your neighborhood on a witch hunt. Then you piss and moan that I'm too repetitive about calling attention the fact that you're a giant douche. Now you accuse me of being twelve? Sorry to shatter your masterbatory fantasies but I am of legal age.
Take the finger out of your rectum Douchey. That torn condom will come out on its own. Relax. Go have a bran muffin and read you latest bulletin from The John Birch Society. It's going to be okay.
John Galt--
Smoke a dick faggot.
Hip Douche,
Learn to spell "Lasaro" the next time you want to impresonate someone.
And with, "Suck a dick faggot," finally the commentary on this blog has sunk to the level of Tony's posts. Congrats, people.
What is the difference between the 4th district seat and the 4th district at large seat?
Because Rita Valenciano needs an "at large" seat, if you know what i mean.
who is rita for just the mexicans of the 4 district what does she know about the sewer problems and such in the 4th district
dont know if i can trust rita with the citys money she may decide to take a vaccation like cleaver did to disney land. whos backing rita anyway all the endorsements have been brought already.
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