Fantastic Heights

A local blogger undertakes an adventure on the wings of the buffalo (read: stupid way of saying that he ate an AWESOME amount of Buffalo wings) only to end up paying for it later . . . Very much like Icarus, only without all of the ghey Greek references and the loin cloth. Hopefully.

Anyway, the point of the story is that everything you put in your mouth has consequences. Unless you're Paris Hilton and then there's also a video tape and the comforting fact that you don't need a conscious if you're going to inherit hundreds of millions of dollars.