Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Control Freak Chastain



While he doesn't live here (I can't stress that fact enough) Clay Chastain apparently loves Kansas City so much, he's suing it. To find similar logic, you'd have to talk to a woman who has recently filed for divorce.

Actually, he's just threatening a lawsuit but the second you ignore this man, the City ends up in a debacle that could cost millions of dollars. Also, the defense that a vote for light rail was not a vote for Chastain is simply wrong . . . Unless you're going to argue the fact that Hitler has some good ideas like long vacations, highways, the Volkswagen and good looking color schemes as far as interior design goes. And you wouldn't argue in support of Hitler . . . Would you? Well, the same logic goes for support of Chastain and ripping up most of Broadway in order to shuttle a few dozen people to the airport and spend millions on what is only a moderately expensive cab ride.

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This guy is such a douchebag.

"Go get light rail for Bedford, VA!! Make the trains coal-powered. They love that shit out there. Leave us the fuck alone!"

If we are going to invest in a rail system for Kansas City, let's build one that will bring people into Kansas City from Belton, Liberty, Overland Park, Excelsior Springs, Gladstone and get them all back home again. It should run 24/7. I'd ride it every day! Great idea!

What we absolutely DON'T need is a train from the zoo to the airport. Who the hell goes from the zoo to the airport?!? Where are you going to turn in your rental car? And is the Swope Park Zoo really the first thing we want visitors to see?? "We'd like to welcome you to Kansas City by giving our gorillas the opportunity to throw their feces at you. It's kind of a tradition around here. We call it "The Chastain Welcome".

Gondolas from Union Station to the Liberty Memorial?!?

IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE FUCKING STREET!!!

Walk out the front door of Union Station and all you can see is the Liberty Memorial! It's right fucking there!!! Burn a few calories and walk up the goddamn hill!

Clay Chastain is a self-promoting idiot with delusions of grandeur.

Quit haunting us, Clay. We don't like you, we don't want you, that's why we drove you (and your lame ass ideas) out of town.

What sort of civic exorcism do we need to perform to finally rid ourselves of this demented demon?

Go away.

Please.

For the love of God.

Just go away.

1/30/2007 06:55:00 PM  
Anonymous DWH said...

Love light rail, HATE HATE HATE Chastian.

1/30/2007 09:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF? Don't you know the true scoop?

Chastain HATES this town.

He has for years.

Hes told that to people I know.

This is Chaistains revenge, his joke if you will, and the joke is on KANSAS CITY!

Bahahahahahahahahahaha........

1/31/2007 07:26:00 AM  

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