Steve Shaw: Local reporter as well as drunken(?), bloodied and embarassed looking MU fan

There are some awesome reporters out there in KC, I guess Fox 4's Steve Shaw is pretty good as well but truth is I watch Channel 9. Thing is, a good portion of local TV newscasts involve showing mugshots of mostly people of color or very po' looking white guys yet they keep the inner workings and lives of their own staff a huge secret for the most part. So I guess turnabout is fair play but also I'm a creep.

Anyway, here is the rumor, Shaw was spotted drunk on the Plaza this weekend and crashed his car. Some say he refused to take a breathalyser test as well. All I do know for sure is that there is most likely some element of truth to the story given that it was also accompanied by this sad, sad looking mug shot. And yes, the second I'm in trouble I do expect that my mug will be strewn across the local TV landscape accompanied with high 5's and a huge smile by my sweet, hot ass, flower Kelly Eckerman.

Finally, I want to add that I think that alcoholism is a disease. In the early stages it's a lot more fun than cancer or the like which involve painful hospital treatments and not cavorting at clubs with fine ass women and all of your jokes being hilarious and set to your favorite music . . . However, just like any disease the end result is a dirt nap if it goes untreated. Here's hoping the management at Fox 4 will help Shaw get treatment for whatever problem with the po-po he might have had recently AND NOT summarily fire him like they have done to other employees who may or may not have previously embarrassed them.

P.S. - Anybody know whatever happened to Shauna Thomas? If she's working as an escort (which seemed to be her career trajectory), I definitely have some X-mas money I'd like to send her way.