New Brews from Boulevard
Honestly, this is best news I've read all week:
Thanks to a major company overhaul. In August, the Boulevard Brewery opened a $25 million expansion at 25th Street and Southwest Boulevard. The new brewery allowed the company to increase production from 120,000 barrels a year to 700,000.The rest of the article goes on about some fruity ass beers that the brewery will also work on but honestly, they can do whatever they want as long as the supply of Boulevard Wheat is assured.
And I admit, I once wrote it off as a hipster beer until I realized how good it was BUT NOW I realize that nearly all my fantasies regarding Heaven (that don't involve NSFW fantasies about group sex with the Playboy's Next Door broads) somehow relate to having a swimming pool of Boulevard Wheat, an inner tube and a straw.
posted by Tony Permalink
I'll be in the adjacent Bully! Porter swimming pool.
Hipster Beer? Jack-off! Yeah, supporting your local brewer, who also happen to make awesome beer is too hip.
Can you turn off the cynicism for two freaking seconds?
Everything is too hip for Tony, an affliction also known as, "trying too hard to appear jaded because you think it makes you cool and disaffected."
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner, anonymous No. 2.
cynicism is cool, anonymous posting is ghey
blvd brew is piss...because it's local
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