Blizzard '06

There is nothing going on in this city other than the snow which means that the terrorists Katie Horner and Brian Busby have won.

Also, is there any X-mas tune more gully than "I'm dreaming of a white X-mas?" Every time I hear that tune I can feel my credit rating go up.

Finally, here's a quick list of things you can do given the fact that almost everything in this town is closed:

1. Summer and beach themed porno - It will cheer you up for at least 1 minute and 28 seconds.

2. If you live Downtown - look outside and guess which homeless bum isn't going to make it through this weather cycle.

3. Guess which weather person is the ghey - good odds and very few surprises but it's a simple and fun way to make you feel like a winner.