We All Fall Down

I agree with this local blogger, Fall is a beautiful time of year in Kansas City and Ward Parkway is just one of many places to admire the view.

Personally, I've always enjoyed this time of year because I think broads in sweaters are sexy. There is a bit of mystery in removing a bunch of warm clothing from a woman . . . Things could be a mess or a decent shape could be bundled up underneath. The anticipation is nearly as fun as not returning her phone calls.

Also, this is typically the time of year when women start putting on a little weight. That not only means they jiggle just a little more (nothing wrong with that) but also they're easier to deal with because self-esteem issues often shut them up before you have to . . . And while the murder rate seems to be ramping up during this season; Winter is quickly approaching and hopefully it will soon be too cold to worry about killing anybody but the family you're stuck with during the holidays.