Kay should clean up her act before she starts on the environment

Kansas City is going to develop a plan to reduce Global Warming. I guess it's part of a new initiative I hadn't heard about to think globally and act stupidly. I have no idea how a committee full of her Democratic Party lackeys are going to do anything but pose for photos and pretend to care since that's been her solution to every other challenge that this city has faced.

Anyway, here's some suggestions for the committee because I care about the environment too and I think our otherwise useless Mayor can play a part to help:

1. Take every promise Kay Barnes has ever made to KC neighborhoods, write them down on a piece of paper and blow them out of her ass. I'm a big believer in wind power; it's surprisingly popular and profitable and we all know our Mayor blows anyway.

2. Collect all the vegetable oil from Chuck Eddy's gastrointestinal tract and you may come up with a big enough deposit of biodiesel to power the Kansas City for a decade.

3. Let solar power to the work for us: When weather permits, hold City Council meetings outdoors. Not only is it harder for politicos to prostitute themselves for real estate developers during the light of day but also I've read that vampires are nocturnal so maybe Kay might have to skip the meetings all together.

Put simply, the best thing for the environment around Kansas City is to think of an efficient way to stop recycling the same old politicos who run for City Council and let Country Club Kay's reign quietly decompose like her dumbass rain garden idea.