They say that the dating scene is horrible here in Kansas City but I think that all of the statutory rape that's going on in Kirksville probably means that local loser guys don't really have it so bad here . . . How sleazy is it that the locals in that town might want to put out a PSA asking area guys to start carding their dates?
Personally, I think older guys who hit on younger broads are quite nasty as well and also ill informed . . . It's common knowledge that a woman doesn't really know much about getting it on until well after she's been through her first divorce. At least in terms of sweet, sweet revenge humping. Also, it's sad that the litany of check lists before sex only continues to grow . . . Breath mints, excuse for not calling back, condom and now an ID check . . . Now I'm gonna go listen to David Bowie's "modern love" and cry.
You ought to send this link to Byron Crawford. Those are his old stomping grounds...
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