I guess little white girls and Mexicans get what they deserve (???)

I'm really digging deep here in order to be offensive but allow me a few giant leaps in logic to put some issues in perspective.

A few of you have already asked me how I feel about this:

Retired police officer sets up chapter for Minuteman group in Kansas.

However, we ALL KNOW that there is no more important item in the news today other than this:

Former Teacher Claims He Killed JonBenet

Let's think this through and make some connections.

Like it or not, we live in a world in which we are judged by appearance. And what we can all learn from a glance at current events is this . . . It's best to not look like a freakish, vulnerable miniature super model AND you're better off not being brown.

Given that the dumbass cop from Kansas is simply going to patrol his neighborhood calling La Migra on every brown person he sees - that doesn't speak much for his police training by the way - and the fact that there is no more heinous act than violence against a white child . . . I have seen the writing on the wall. That's why I'm thinking about not only shaving my goatee and wearing more sunblock as to prevent even the semblance of a tan . . . I'm also going to continue to advocate my support and sponsorship of MILFS so that pervs of the world can direct their energies toward accepting women in need of a second chance.

We can have it all people.

We may not be able to live in a world where menial laborers can live in peace OR little girls can be inexplicably portrayed as sexual objects without a violent perv taking notice BUT we can realize that there are misguided people who are out to harm little white girls and people who have problems with Mexicans for whatever misguided reason they can only justify to themselves and their reactionary constituency so it's important to counteract their ultimately destructive aims.*

*Yes, I'm comparing The Minutemen to baby raping, child murderers if there was any confusion. I'm in good company seeing as even Bush called them vigilantes.