The white women of Johnson County are crazy

Here's more proof that you don't want to mess with a white woman from my favorite suburb on a bad day.

• Not only are they gully enough to slam dunk a toddler.


• But they will lend themselves money in order to beat another broad with whom they're competing.

Yeah, they are beautiful to look at but beyond all reason or reliability . . . If JoCo white women didn't have tons of cash, believe nearly everything you told them, have asses that taste like vanilla ice cream and hate their fathers enough to date almost any minority with a modicum of game . . . Then I would have nothing to do with them.