Truck Driving Man

I'm not sure if you know this but craigslist is where you should go to find comedy gold or to lose your faith in humanity. I know people complain a lot about the prospect of Mexican truck drivers making a mess of the highways but if people knew anything about American truckers they would shudder.

Anyway, as always if you don't have a lot of self-control I wouldn't advise you to look at craigslist considering it's probably the best way on the Internet to get an STD but if you simply like mocking others then it's all good.

This recent ad from a trucker in town for the weekend is a pretty frightening look of the people with whom you're sharing the road. There is even a filthy illustration in case you aren't sure exactly what he's getting at when he writes: "I would like to f*ck your wife in the sleeper of my big truck"

And then there is the masterful personal description which should let you know you're in for one Hell of a ride: "I am 52, 6'0", 195, and well equipped. I smoke cigarettes, but I do not drink or use drugs. I also do not use rubbers."

One last thing: Please do your best to avoid "trucker bombs" and if all of this doesn't lead you to believe that the Red Bridge Road project is a bad idea, then you're probably Chuck Eddy who is looking to do to nearby Red Bridge residents what the trucker in this ad wants to do to your wife.