Town Topics: Skate or Die!

• Skateboarding is not a crime (it should be). However, a local skateboard park continually attracts criminals.


• The effort to keep old people and Mexicans from voting in Missouri continues.


• There is yet another thing about which Wheeler is confused. Seriously, the guy is so nice and has so much integrity somebody should tell him not to run.


• Tourists to KC are merely traveling ATM'S.


• DUI checkpoints nearly as deadly as drunk driving, twice as annoying.


• Prairie Village Pool Punks Pack Pistol. TKC makes alliteration his bitch.


• White people may get yet another new hospital. Take your broke ass to Truman, Research or one of the many other places they send your loved ones to die in KC proper.


• Olathe bosses help employees vote Republican in greater numbers. Democrats need to get life, jobs and then a clue in order to be appropriately offended by this link.


• We all know that Mother Nature is a bitch but now it's clear she's a bitch who might be experiencing a "cycle."


• Lee's Summit is turning to crap. You know it and now everybody else does too.