Jenee is pirating the Nightranger

So here I was all excited that a recent column written by Jenee Osterheldt contained the word "booty." Sadly, there was no mention of her firm, voluptuous, trendy ass. Instead there is some lame write up about yet another local club for aging hipsters. Don't get me wrong, I love Martini Row about as much as any other alcoholic but the fact that a few entrepreneurs want to make some cash by pushing the last legal drug doesn't strike me as news worthy. Still, what I noticed was that Jenee bites nearly every bit of the Nightranger's style in this latest offering. Only, like most things the copy is never as good as the original (see: Kanye West vs. MC Hammer). I'd like to help this hoop earring wearing honey but I'm afraid that she'll just have to figure it out for herself. However, she could start with the fact that members of the Fox4 news team do not merit the term "celebrities" whether we're talking local or in any other sense of the word.