Hipster Hangout Hates Blacks

According to a recent report by KSHB news, Kansas City downtown hipster club NV won't let Black people in the door.

In classic TV news style, two separate teams were sent to gain entry into the club and you can pretty much guess that the group of Black people didn't make it past security due to "dress code violations."

Because it's of the utmost importance that people of all colors should be allowed to drink, attain causal sex hook ups, pose and dance to the latest P. Diddy comeback effort . . . Kansas City Councilmen John Fairfield and Alvin Brooks are on the case.

If you feel like you were unjustly prevented from getting your groove on, you should contact the City's Human Relations Department.

However, this may be a blessing in disguise. If white people aren't allowed to come into contact with Black people than that means it's that much harder for them to steal African-American culture and profit from it. Additionally, this whole situation reminds me of the racist Italian guy who wouldn't let Latinos in Philly buy any of his artery clogging fare if they didn't speak English . . . In the end he might have been doing them a favor. Still, I think it's important to stand up for social justice and equality on all fronts . . . Or at least that's what I tell the white women I'm trying to screw.

So, you can continue to shake your booty at NV but you won't be able to do it with a clear conscience. However, considering that de facto Iraqi civil war, blood diamonds, Walmart savings brought to you by child labor, genocide of the Native Americans, eminent domain and the tyranny of Oprah Winfrey haven't weighed on the American conscience enough for any change to occur. . . I doubt anyone will care about this issue when Friday Night rolls around.