Hard to Swallow
So the guy who allegedly stuffed a phone down the throat of his girlfriend will probably get to walk after a mistrial was declared. It seems that if a phone stuffed halfway down a broad's throat wasn't enough to convict the guy then there probably isn't much anyone can do . . . Other than advising everyone to stay out of an interracial relationship.
But life goes on and hopefully we're all a lot smarter for witnessing how one arguement can easily get out of control. Now, I'm only hoping that some of the incriminating evidence I've left behind never comes back to haunt me . . . Stuff like:
- A bowl of Jello and Vasoline intensive care at my bedside . . . My skin was dry and I was hungry.
- A gun, a ski mask and three women's purses in my trunk . . . I was at the target range and it suddenly it got very cold and my sister and her friends needed a lift.
- A used condom on my bed along with two pairs of slutty underwear . . . The Victoria Secret models came by unexpectedly and their pillow fight quickly escalated into a water balloon throwing contest.
posted by Tony Permalink
The jury deeliberated only 35 minutes before they first told the judge they were unable to reach a verdict. This could very well be the laziest jury in the history of the American legal system.
The jury deliberated only 35 minutes before the first time theey told the judge they could not reach a verdict. This could very well have been the laziest jury in the history of the American legal system.
Don't forget that the judge can have the jury further deliberate-- perhaps he should have some accountability too.
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