Catching up with the kids

A story that doesn't matter much in the grand scheme of things is still unfolding in the local press. Here are the most recent headlines:

Update: Mental Health Evaluation for Teen Caught After Mom's Murder

Teen Murder Suspects Caught

Sadly, this could be the most boring story regarding matricide since I was fell asleep during Hamlet. Which reminds me of how much I miss Esmie and how I'm counting the days until her sexy ass is legal and out on bail. Hummmmm, I wonder if this is a trend with suburban kids (allegedly) killing their mothers . . . Seems like somebody is watching too much Stewie Griffin on Family Guy.

Here's my favorite quote just for fun:

Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
"Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!"