Apparently, God likes cancer as much as he hates human cloning
Fox 4 News reports: Missouri's Roman Catholic dioceses, the Southern Baptists, the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod and the Assemblies of God all oppose a proposal to protect stem-cell research, which they say would allow human cloning. In other news, all of your back pain is caused by the fact you masturbate and make Jesus cry. AND open heart surgery is just for people who don't pray enough.
posted by Tony Permalink
Tony – you left out one important right-wing-nut-job lesson: children are born with birth defects only because their parents broke God's rules and had pre-marital sex, rendering them incapable of loving their children enough to keep them healthy! Juvenile diabetes and asthma are usually the result of some pre-marital oral action and booby-grabbing, but the real nasty stuff will get you a child with spina bifida or downs syndrome! It’s their own fault – science can’t bail them out! God hates sinners! Repent today!
How are these bible thumpers any different than radical islamists? They all have the same backwards ass stuck in the middle ages mentailty.
I hape the leaders of those churches get Parkinsons. See how they feel then.
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