We don't take kindly to . . .

Suburban bliss is about more than keeping sexual predators out of your neck of the woods. A recent report reveals that pervs aren't the only thing they're trying to keep out of the suburbs.

Fireworks Are Not Allowed in Lenexa

Rumor has it that a few people are trying to see what they can do about getting Mexicans, poor people, gheys, minorities, gypsies and Democrats reclassified as fireworks.