Town Topics: You're just like Crosstown Traffic

Report: Metro Interstates Becoming Congested
- Normally, you'd have to go to a marathon to see this many white people running.

Father Of Teen Killed In Wreck Pushes For Speed Bumps

Major League player David Segui says he started using HGH three years ago with a prescription from his doctor.
- And a doctor would never give out an unnecessary prescription, right? Sure, just ask your Ritalin dependent kid or Rush Limbaugh.

Two More Charged In Slaying Of Pregnant Teen

Ex-Edwardsville Officer Charged With Stealing
- Rural and Suburban cops are every bit as bad as your minority friends tell you.

Single Mother Of 3 Loses Everything In Fire
- TV New teams there just in time to shove a mic in her face and ask how she feels.

Woman Ends Protest On Cell Phone Tower
- This Springfield woman seems crazy but wait until you find out that you have little or no real property rights. Thank you eminent domain.

Possible Plea Deal in Sextuplet Scam
- Baby, I forgive you OR Po' folk plead for mercy.

Hospital Will Show KC's First Live Surgery on Internet
- Watch somebody go "all up in them guts" on the net without being a perv.

One-Man Crime Spree Keeps KCK Police Busy
- Local crook doing his best to challenge stereotypes which claim that criminals are lazy.

Man charged with raping 13-year-old

Gunman Shoots Man During Robbery Attempt at Kansas City Gas Station
- Why should big oil be the only ones allowed to kill the public at the pump?

Dog Left in Hot Car
- I believe this is called pre-heating.

Wright Thompson joins Jeff Passan in leaving KC Star
- I don't really know these guys so I won't call it rats abandoning a sinking ship. However, I will say that if you haven't bothered taking any other precautions . . . Sometimes pulling out is the best thing to do.