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Bobcat Spotted Near Community College
- Just like me, he was probably thinking about taking a few computer science courses and didn't want to spend his whole summer tearing the heads off bunnies.

Hickman Mills Reports School Break-Ins
- Probably just vandalism but who knows, maybe local illegals are that desperate to get into schools without risking deportation.

Bush To Visit Missouri
- A clear sign that Talent is in trouble. Talk about sending a wolf in to guard the hen house. As of now the only help Bush can give is to share sinking poll numbers and losing strategy.

Legislators Help Pets in Disasters
- Probably much more satisfying than helping minorities. Animals have a lot of trouble using credit cards.

MoDOT's Online Map Shows Live Work Zones Across Missouri
- See workers in their natural habitat. Spy on the state since they are probably returning the favor.