No one will love you when you're 64

If John Lennon had been smart and pushed Yoko in front of those bullets I think he might have said: "I don't believe in marriage, I just believe in . . . Hell, I just don't believe in marriage."

Okay, probably not but recent events in the life of the most beloved Beatle have taught us all that not even a filthy, hooker with one leg will love you when you're 64.

Face it, if the guy who wrote "Yesterday" couldn't make it work then what chance does your (or my) dumb ass have . . . By the way, if June is wedding season what the Hell month is divorce season?

Additionally, I think that I find the idea of marriage just as disgusting as child pornography and a recent story of a suspicious wife finding child porn on her husband's computer and then turning him in just reinforces the notion for me that we all enter this world alone and leave it the same way. Obviously, the wife did the world a favor by snitching on her hubby but the point is that women will sell you out in a heart beat, they are always looking for the better deal and the only thing they really love is money.

Yet, the reason I decided to post about this topic is because there are a lot of misconceptions about these facts (the cruel nature of women) among the Oprah watching public whereas everybody just (rightfully) assumes the worst about men . . . Especially the brown ones.