The News is Pervy

I always wonder if news bunnies women aren't secretly disappointed with their career because so much of it involves reporting on and hanging around perverts. With that much interaction with pervs, you figure they could have just become strippers and earned more money while working better hours.

Here's a recent news item in this town that every "news" station has a link to: Man Exposes Himself To Teen At KC Mall. I guess that's pretty interesting and I can see the human interest angle but for the most part it's just a run of the mill perv story and more proof that "news" is a relative term. Also, the incident took place at Ward Parkway in a shoe store. From watching the news I gather that pervy shit is always going down at shoe stores, women's locker rooms or tanning salons . . . Why is that?