Let's get it over with

A recent report reveals that America's rape rate has fallen by 85% . . . Which ironically is the exact same percentage of women who believe that they were simply so tired after dinner that they needed a nap and nothing happened at all.

No means No . . . Rape jokes. My Mom would hate that kind of humor considering that she was so much of a feminist as a young woman that she played the rape whistle in her high school band.

Also, rape is not funny, not even when you're raping a clown.

However, I would like to know the trend that underlies this statistic. I'm sure it is somehow related to all the men that Paris Hilton is screwing or the fact that most skanky women nowadays can't distinguish a rape from their other relationships.