Craigslist is killing me

Many thanks to a tipster who noticed that neither jail nor accusations of aggravated assault (murder maybe?) in a gruesome threeway caught on videotape can keep Richard D. Davis from looking for a little "comfort" online. That's right, (although it may be a fake) Davis is still looking for some love from the ladies as he (or someone with a twisted sense of humor like myself) recently placed this ad:

I am Human

I am human and need to hear from anyone who can be a spiritual advisor, of legal assistance or just a friend to me. Can not and will not talk about legal issues. The media made me differently then who I am and what actually happened. I appreciate it. Richard D. Davis

That's sweet and I've heard that the soft sell is much more reliable when trying to lure women with a personal ad. Also, it might be worth mentioning something about Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain.