Can't top the ironic bad luck of this poor crackhead woman

This very funny story of a woman thief who was also robbed of her dignity is sure to remind us all that only white collar crime pays. The woman robber ended up topless but it's not nearly as sexy as it sounds from the looks of the convenience store cam . . . Yet, I've heard those cameras add at least 10 pounds and about 3 years if the video is the slightest bit funny. Here's a few more details:

She only got away with a few dollars, but then she returned to the store and gave the money she took back to the clerk in exchange for her top.

The clerk let her go and agreed not to press charges.

Lucky for the viewing public that the good people in television news are not so forgiving.